1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

After waiting suicidedly, I finally receive some results on my ARRT exam for Radiologic Technology.

August 17, 2007 was the last day of school at Keiser University and it was a blast. I found out I scored a 96 on the school's mock registry exam and later the whole class (the people that pass) went to a party at one of the gay student's house. It was so funny listening to male husband and a male wife arguing because the male wife jumped into the pool with a cell phone in his pocket. Half of the people at the party were gay. I had to think of my girl for every minute to remind me that I'm not gay too.

Yes! i'm calling on all Haitian webmasters. How about we increase our presence on the internet by providing more useful information to our community. Anyways, how on earth would the owner of haitiglobalvillage.com let that domain name expire?

Last night I had a dream: Last night I saw the latina babe with everything in all the right places and a job too. Then I look on my left 4th finger and there it is, a wedding ring. Hot Dam!! Finally I felt I was on a boat with my hot latina gal crossing the nile river. Then my wife woke me up and said "nick you wet the bed"

I loss control of my right hand again...